wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

(via bastille)

undermycroftsumbrella:

kingshezza:

"sir arthur conan doyle didn’t write them as a couple"

SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE ALSO DIDN’T WRITE THEM IN 21ST CENTURY LONDON USING CELL PHONES WITH MARY MORSTAN AS AN ASSASSIN AND IRENE ADLER AS A LESBIAN DOMINATRIX PLS FIND A DIFFERENT ARGUMENT 

also it was illegal at the time so if i he did write it he’d been dead

(via daleknamedrusty)

eatingisfab:

why are teenagers so horny while im just here craving for food 

(via tipslip)

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30 Aug 14 at 5 am

paul mccartney (via classicrockquotes)

(via paulmccartneysfacebook)

"when i find myself in times of trouble mother mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom “paul u da best”"

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30 Aug 14 at 5 am

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

(via tipslip)

conflicting:

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face

(via bastille)

"I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing."